How Long
Gone

a month ago ep. 328 feat. Andy Haynes 01:05:26

Andy Haynes is a stand-up comedian from Seattle, currently living in New York. Watch his current special, "The Coward of Gramercy," here. We chat about Chris' hate of car racing, the HVAC baton has been passed, allergy season, Andy has never written on a TV show that he'd want to tell people about, Chanel Westcoast, meeting chicks at Equinox and immediately paying their rent, Andy's barista career, TJ used to heckle stand up shows, did podcasts or Tik Tok ruin comedy? Andy's wife got hired to roast a San Diego Billionaire, Andy used to smoke hotties out for a hug, he's married into political royalty, how people consume comedy now, the hills of Seattle, and Andy pitches Chris for some light copywriting work. instagram.com/imandyhaynes.

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How Long Gone is a bi-coastal elite podcast from old friends and podcast professionals, Chris Black and Jason Stewart. CB and TJ deliver their takes on pop culture, fashion, music, and more.

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How Long Gone #344: @themjeans and I chat with @msebastian about what an EIC does and doesn’t do, a house fire, Liam earning his right to dress casually, suit-wearing changes in your 40’s, martini culture, and telephone calls are the new zoom meetings — howlonggone.com/344-michael-se…
How Long Gone #343: @themjeans and I chat with @JoeMande about cops on Tik Tok, working as a pharmacy delivery boy in high school, smoking pot with Seth Rogen, Soulja Boy's entrepreneurial ventures, and he pitches us on his idea for Celebrity Shark Tank — howlonggone.com/343-joe-mande
How Long Gone #342: @themjeans and I chat about our trip to Toronto, airplane whining, tableside branzino sashimi, DJing on mushrooms, Canadian snowboarders teaching us about Japanese cuisine, scoring lucid dream pills, and the new Kendrick Lamar album — howlonggone.com/342-chris-and-…
How Long Gone #341: @themjeans and I chat with @HollerCarsten about playing games, why Americans talk too loudly, lucid dreaming, his brutalist manifesto, consuming breastmilk, and we make him explain why he has dozens of birds in his apartment — howlonggone.com/341-carsten-ho…
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday
How Long Gone #344: @themjeans and I chat with @msebastian about what an EIC does and doesn’t do, a house fire, Liam earning his right to dress casually, suit-wearing changes in your 40’s, martini culture, and telephone calls are the new zoom meetings — howlonggone.com/344-michael-se…
How Long Gone #343: @themjeans and I chat with @JoeMande about cops on Tik Tok, working as a pharmacy delivery boy in high school, smoking pot with Seth Rogen, Soulja Boy's entrepreneurial ventures, and he pitches us on his idea for Celebrity Shark Tank — howlonggone.com/343-joe-mande
How Long Gone #342: @themjeans and I chat about our trip to Toronto, airplane whining, tableside branzino sashimi, DJing on mushrooms, Canadian snowboarders teaching us about Japanese cuisine, scoring lucid dream pills, and the new Kendrick Lamar album — howlonggone.com/342-chris-and-…
How Long Gone #341: @themjeans and I chat with @HollerCarsten about playing games, why Americans talk too loudly, lucid dreaming, his brutalist manifesto, consuming breastmilk, and we make him explain why he has dozens of birds in his apartment — howlonggone.com/341-carsten-ho…