How Long
Gone

2 months ago ep. 249 feat. Parquet Courts 01:18:45

Parquet Courts is an American rock band from New York City. Austin and Sean from the band zoomed-in from rural Pennsylvania and Brooklyn. We chat about the middle class to hard seltzer pipeline, Chris getting locked out of his house, us having to cancel our show in Nashville, the Wu-Tang Clan show on Hulu, the Jell-O shot guy, almost going to Bam Margera’s house, the 2011 Mac Book Air, restaurant gripes, we workshop some new email sign-offs, sports betting, the consequences of bad-mouthing Red Bull, crippling credit card debt thanks to Delta SkyMiles, sync talk, if our moms think we’re cool, Michael Jackson and being a witch, Alien Ant Farm, and we close out with a reading of some very stoned notes. instagram.com/yeatons. instagram.com/sleepybrown409.

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How Long Gone is a bi-coastal elite podcast from old friends and podcast professionals, Chris Black and Jason Stewart. CB and TJ deliver their takes on pop culture, fashion, music, and more.

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How Long Gone #271: @themjeans and I chat about holding the line on global warming, TJ’s pre-workout landslide, The Beatles documentary on Disney+, TJ attending a Tom Ford party at The Saddle Ranch, and all the problems with brunch — howlonggone.com/271-chris-and-…
How Long Gone #270: @themjeans and I chat with @JeffRightNoww about subsisting on Tyson chicken nuggets, how to go viral on Tik Tok, Seth Meyers saying ideas are great or ass, Steve Harvey role play, and what it feels like to pay off your moms house — howlonggone.com/270-jeff-wright
How Long Gone #269: @themjeans and I chat with @marlowetatiana about the infamous Nando’s black card, being a front of house shawty in London, book advances, fly-in lifestyle, shark fishing in Scotland, mackerel patê, Cannes Film Festival, and Ed Banger — howlonggone.com/269-marlowe-gr…
How Long Gone #268: @themjeans and I chat about my near-death food poisoning experience in London, Dua Lipa inventing a new thing called “newsletters,” and Larry David’s recent collaboration with Calabasas M3 driving sweatpants brand M*dhappy — howlonggone.com/268-chris-and-…
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday
How Long Gone #271: @themjeans and I chat about holding the line on global warming, TJ’s pre-workout landslide, The Beatles documentary on Disney+, TJ attending a Tom Ford party at The Saddle Ranch, and all the problems with brunch — howlonggone.com/271-chris-and-…
How Long Gone #270: @themjeans and I chat with @JeffRightNoww about subsisting on Tyson chicken nuggets, how to go viral on Tik Tok, Seth Meyers saying ideas are great or ass, Steve Harvey role play, and what it feels like to pay off your moms house — howlonggone.com/270-jeff-wright
How Long Gone #269: @themjeans and I chat with @marlowetatiana about the infamous Nando’s black card, being a front of house shawty in London, book advances, fly-in lifestyle, shark fishing in Scotland, mackerel patê, Cannes Film Festival, and Ed Banger — howlonggone.com/269-marlowe-gr…
How Long Gone #268: @themjeans and I chat about my near-death food poisoning experience in London, Dua Lipa inventing a new thing called “newsletters,” and Larry David’s recent collaboration with Calabasas M3 driving sweatpants brand M*dhappy — howlonggone.com/268-chris-and-…